Norwegians hit Denmark, Viking Style!

Well, time to update this bastard =D Allmighty and myself took SuperSpeed, a boat from Larvik in Norway to Hiertshals in Denmark, and took a 4 hour drive to roskilde. while having driven 2 hours on Denmarks soil, we called up probably every single hotel in Copenhagen, without getting a room, since ofc, our room wasen't ready untill 2 o'clock on Thursday. So, the clock was about 2am, and no room was gotten. So, we did a sneakattack by calling Wandeh, asking if he knew any hotels that might have a room or so in Roskilde (wich is were this nublet lives =D ), and we ended up crashign on his couch and floor @ 4am in the night.. oooohweee, that was a tired face we met when we finally arrived =D Cheers again btw Wandeh<3
Then, Thursday arrives, and we all 3 drive to the hotell, check in, dump our bags in the rooms, and head right on out. Had a quick dinner, and OFC a beer. it's 3PM, and we started drinking. and well, we never stopped =D We ended up at a bar called Le Bar or sumfin' like that (don't remember), and there we met 3girls from Lithuania, 1 named Agnes, 1 named Glacinda and the last one Aureljia. we all 3 started flirting with Aureljia, and almost didden't even speak to the other two, and suddenly, she told us that she was engaged. then by the fraction of a second, we all turned our back to her, and Wandeh and myself started competing over Agnes, and Allmighty started flirting with Glacinda. and none of us spoke to Aurelija from that moment on xD and that bloody Allmighty suddenly started making out for Glacinda, while me and Wandeh were still competing over Agnes' attention.. and suddenly, I felt that I became so shitfaced drunk out of my mind, so I ended up taking a cab back to the hotell. hit me like a bomb xD but, I got the 411 from Allmighty the next day. Wandeh had forgotten his new jacket at the bar, wich were just lost 4 EVAH ;_; and Allmighty got Glacinda with him bac to the hotell, and, get this, fell alseep as she was giving him a BJ xD haha, I rofled =D awesome night =D
Friday, we decided to go check out a School in Copenhagen what Allmighty might go to next year, and did a little bit of sightseeing as well, just for the fun of it =p later on that day, we had a steak and what'nut for dinner, and started looking for Den Glade Gris, wich was a bar Wandeh had spoken a lot about the previous day. ( he sadly didden't join us out on Friday =[ ). we walked past it on Thursday, and Wandeh said; ya'll gotta go there someday.. and we did, and thanks to my awesomesauce location skills, we found it again on the first try =D (ROAR). The place was cool enough on the first floor, live band, 2 pitchers for 45DKK. and then, the second floor opened up \o/ 2 bars, bsacially the whole upper floor was a dancefloor, and the best part, it was airconditioned!! \o/ was awesome! Allmighty and myself starting checking out the local "cuisine", aka the Meat Marked =D and we both saw this one girl, DAMN she was fine as hell! so, ofc, we had to go take a shot, and with us both walking over there, tried to talk to her when she sat down with her 3 other girlfriends at the table they had, we sat our beers down on the table, and started talking, and man was she a biAtch.. she basically tried to take our beers and make us go away.. so, fuck that shit, we grabbed our beers, chugged them down, gave her the empty bottles, and then we just walked =p so after a while, we left Den Glade Gris, and started looking for a new "water"hole, and we found a brown pub, or what'ever it was. sat down, ordered yet another round of beers, and smoked a cigar, just had a chilling moment, wich was nice. then we saw two girls sitting 2 tables away from us, and thought, hey, let's poke 'em! So we sat down, started talking, and then the question came; how do you two know eachother and what brings you two to Denmark?. Allmighty started making some fubar story, and I just cut him off, and decided to try this for once to see if it works.. "have you guys ever heard of the game World Of Warcraft?". you should have seen the look on Allmighty's face, haha! was awesome. and they both reacted, and get this, with joy! OFC we know it, we play that ourselves (*giggle*). and we started talking about a bunch of other stuff, but I was basically just proud that I hade made WoW into a pick-up line, that WORKED! \o/ Allmighty starts fliritng with Ester, and I with Mikala. tis goes on, and woulden't you know it, Mikala is dating Esters older brother, and well, my ball just dropped. I coulden't drag her home with me ;_; after a couple of hours, me and Allmighty toddled home to the hotell, to get a few hours of sleep =p
Saturday afternoon, we wake up, hit the local McDonalds, and munch in on a "healthy" breakfast =D we meet up with Wandeh later on, and go out for a dinner, and ofc, BEER!<3 and we wander (hah!) around from pub to pub, and end up at an Irish pup, where we sit down with 5 Norwegian girls, wich are the first Norwegains we've met so far on this trip. we start talking, have even more beer, and we decide to bring the girls out to Den Glade Gris, to get their booty's on the dancefloor! we get there, but only 2 of them joins us for it, wich is fine. and we get there, and the placed is stuffed more then a turkey on Thanksgiving.. The place was crowded, the AC didden't work, the beer was WARM!! and took for'ever to get one.. so we saw them walk onto the dancefloor, just standing there, so, we btoh decided to just leave.. coulden't be arsed to stay there, so we jsut left'em (bad BAD Carl, I know, but w/e =D) And then we walked over to Le Bar (still don't remember the name), where we met Agnes, Glacinda and Aurelija again. but I started getting sick from a sandwich I ate earlier that day from 7Elleven, and I had to leave and sat on the pooper for the entire night.. GREAT! and Allmighty brought Glacinda home with him yet again, and this time, he didden't fall asleep (or so he sais =p )
Sunday, the day we hoped never came.. we checked out of the hotell, and drove over to Wandeh's place, picked him up and went out for some breakfast. after that, Allmighty and I started driving the 8 hours home according to the GPS. but, we made it in 6hours and 22mins, because we drove straight through Sweden, and not "around" it as the GPS wanted us to =p we bought some Whiskey, and some beer, and filled up the car with liquids, and went across the border, with ease =D we drove and drove and drove.. and drove.. meh, 6 hours in a car driving, while hungover and exhausted, wuhu >.< but it all ended well, Allmighty made his flight, and I drove home, and to the doctor the next day, foodpoisoned, yeehaa! all in all, and awesome trip, and this is a trip that WILL be repeated!! =D \o/
just a little view of pricedifference's in Denmark and Norway;
A beer in the store, Norway 20-29NOK - Denmark 8DKK
A beer out on town, Norway 80-97NOK - Denmark 30DKK
A drink out on town, Norway 110-145 - Denmark 45-60DKK
A pitcher of beer , Norway 182NOK - Denmark 45DKK
and ofc, Denmark sells beer and spirits everywhere at any time! 7Elleven, gas stations, kiosks, the store, EVERYWHERE!
In Norway, you can buybeer up to 4,7% in the store on weekdays till 8PM, and on saturday 6PM. anything stronger then that, you need to go to Vinmonopolet, wich closes at 5PM on weekdays, and 3PM on saturdays.
I.. LOVE..DENMARK!!!
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